Gentle reader, my apologies for not blessing you with any new blog entries.  The New Year has brought trials and tribulations to Cunnington Manor.  As many of you know, my loyal manservant, Reggie disappeared during the New Year’s Eve celebration.  It seems that I bet him in a game of Baccarat and lost, so the last two weeks have been spent locating and then paying for his safe passage back (a fascinating tale and one that I will detail in a future blog) to the States.

The latest test to befall me happened today.  Slid and I have never slacked in our commitment of gaining more exposure for My Dick in the mainstream media.  To that end we have utilized all manner of social media to help spread the word.  Imagine my surprise when after placing an ad with Facebook they DISAPPROVED ME!  What??  Are you serious?  According to them our ad used objectionable language…blah, blah, blah.  OUTRAGEOUS!  So are they saying that any disgruntled racist fathead can have a group page but I can’t place an ad that says, “My Dick Wants You”?  Unbelievable.  I assure you that I have assembled my team of lawyers and we will crack back on those ungrateful guttersnipes!  To quote a great My Dick tune: We Will Chase Them Like Rats Across The Tundra!

I will keep you posted on the legal proceedings and just know my poppets…it will take more than some Facebook prude to shut My Dick down.  Cheers!

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