Ever since we launched our website, www.myrichardrocks.com, my e-mail has been inundated with requests for interviews, letters from Nigerian Princes, and yes, fan mail. Although I usually make my manservant, Reggie, respond to all fan correspondences, I thought it might be worthwhile to answer a fan question now and again.
Donna B. from Poughkeepsie, NY writes,
“I am such a huge fan of My Dick. I used to listen to them on my older brother’s record player when I was a kid. I couldn’t get enough of My Dick, so thank you for the website! Of course, I was heartbroken to learn that they have disappeared. Any word from the band since launching the website?”
Excellent question, Donna. No.
Michelle C. from Chicago, IL writes,
“I am interested in a career in band management and was wondering what advice you might have for a spunky go-getter like myself.”
Hmmm. Thank you for your query. I can only speak for myself, but I got into rock and roll for the bang tail, drugs, and filthy lucre. You have no idea the number of willing and available women who like to hang around bands. Now that I’m thinking about it, this may be the better option for you instead of management. If you have no moral qualms with have having indiscriminate sex with lots of people backstage (and why would you? It is 2010 after all) then you have quite a future ahead of you. And the great thing is you don’t necessarily have to be attractive.
So, there you have it. I’m glad to be of service.You’re welcome. If you have any burning questions feel free to write me at nigelc@whereismydick.net. More than likely you will receive a response in broken English from my manservant, Reggie, but you never know.
Don’t forget…tell your friends, tell your parents. Together we can piss off the world.
Cheers!
Nigel Cunnington
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