Last week Slid and I met with our tax attorney and I’m happy to report that we’re flush! Hazzah! I wisely re-diversified before the financial shit storm fully hit so Slid and I are sitting pretty. During the meeting our attorney advised that we might want to invest our considerable fortune in the sports management game.
Franchise building. Interesting.
So we sought counsel from our advisor group and the Vietnamese gangsters who run our poker night and we have decided to invest in one of two possibilities: cricket or roller derby…with ladies. I must confess that I have no idea where to even see a roller derby match (Did I get that right? Do they play matches?) or how to even buy into a roller derby team but I have the cash (and the desire) to make this happen. If anybody knows how the hell we should proceed drop me a note here. Better yet if anybody has photos of the ladies in action…well…that would be just delightful. Meantime, I’ll be sipping my Johnny Walker Blue out of my brand new gold “rocks” tumblers. Solid gold, my lovelies. Not that gold plated shite.
Cheers!
Nige
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